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Stole Demotivational Poster

CAPITALISM - at its finest

STUPIDITY: - Spending $208,795.00 on a Bentley Flying Spur, but not a $100.00 unique key lug nut set.

TAGS: bentley rims stolen stupidity
Rating: 4.5/5

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calvin5040 - December 15, 2011, 9:13 pm
A set of tires for this car is around $2,900.00 and you can get the OEM rims with no tires from a Rims store after they have swapped them out with a different set of customs from this model car for about 4,500.00
Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 2:36 pm
You could also argue that stupidity is stealing $500 worth of tires (I'm guessing) and leaving a $200k car behind.

WELL... - at least they both belong in a kitchen.

TAGS: women autism stolen from
Rating: 3.88/5

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Gramaticus - October 8, 2011, 5:50 pm
I also have a son with Autism, but I am siding with Rayzr32 as well. We joke, sometimes inappropriately. If this is Demotivational to you, you are in the wrong place. Also, sorry I'm so late to the party!
thejkaz - August 30, 2011, 3:01 pm
This is not a joke about people with mental illness. It is a ***ist joke about a woman's place in the kitchen. I am guessing your son got his affliction handed down from your side of the family
Coombsy007 - August 29, 2011, 6:17 am
5L's for Rayzr32 - put that on a tshirt with a good motifake and you'll make a fortune
Rayzr32 - August 29, 2011, 3:57 am
Ha ha, welcome to the internet people; if you're easily offended, please leave now.
Hawamleh - August 28, 2011, 8:29 pm
Please take your b***-hurt elsewhere -Motifake public service announcement.
Wildflower - August 28, 2011, 5:13 pm
As someone with a son who suffers from autism I find your sense of humor revolting. How any adult can justify mocking anothers handicap amazes me. I hope you die a horribly painful death and burn in the bowels of hell. I will laugh at that.
gas - August 27, 2011, 11:27 am
There are also "normal" persons who make jokes of mentally handicapped people, and seem to have the same feelings as a blender too

60 Seconds -

THE BREAK UP - Even If Your The One Who Leaves She Is Always The One Who Stole Your Heart.

TAGS: stolen heart theone
Rating: 4.18/5

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kellytag - May 6, 2015, 2:33 pm
You're is short for "you are"
Warlock - April 23, 2015, 3:37 pm
I think it should be 'You're'.
Feasibly - March 12, 2011, 4:07 pm

STOLEN TOILET - After countless hours of work, the police still have nothing to go on

TAGS: toilet stolen police funny pun
Rating: 4.38/5

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Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 6:03 am
I bungled a toilet installation once, I decided to caulk it up to experience.

TEN YEARS FROM NOW... - ...when Tina is prosecuted for trying to rob a Circle K, she will get a lighter sentence, because she has no "priors." Well played, Tina. Well played...

OH MY... - She stole my hair!

TAGS: oh my hair stole she
Rating: 1.5/5

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bOB cHIN - September 15, 2009, 2:30 pm
Billy Mays here for the Amazing Headboard Helmet...Tired of waking up to less hair than the night before? Headboard helmet, Comes in sizes for both men and women. Get it now, you'll thank yourself in the morning.
BoneCD - September 15, 2009, 6:41 am
It's probably with your keys


TAGS: that weasel stole my hammock
Rating: 3/5

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Sean - May 18, 2009, 8:21 pm
It wasn't! That coffee was amazing. I'd ask you if there was more where that came from (pun alert!), but if we're both talking about what I think we're talking about, it's gonna take about six or seven weeks, eh?
Mark - May 18, 2009, 7:45 pm
Actually I sleep soundly because I don't have any conscience whatsoever. In fact I don't feel the least bit guilty about slipping that chicken bone into your peach melba. By the way...that wasn't cream you put in your coffee this morning.
Sean - May 17, 2009, 11:31 pm
It's alright. I'm ok everyone. Now what the hell was a chicken bone doing in my bowl of peach melba?
Sean - May 17, 2009, 11:30 pm
Well alright then ... Why Mark? Why do you sleep so "soundly"? Is is because ... YER A WEASEL?!!! hahahahahahahaha *strts to gag on chicken bone, turning blue ... to be contin.*
Mark - May 17, 2009, 11:24 pm
It's OK Sean...even when you make me the brunt of your jokes, you make me laugh. I'll serve up the straight lines...you just hit them out of the park.
Sean - May 17, 2009, 11:19 pm
Mark, Mark, Mark. Yesterday I "accidentally" called you ferretface. And today ... well today was supposed to be a brand new day .... Dammit man, I can only resist a straight line for so long .... *mutters to self* Serenity Now Serenity Now
Mark - May 17, 2009, 10:56 pm
So that's why I sleep so soundly.
agdaniele - May 17, 2009, 7:18 pm
An indifferent 5L for this masterpiece!

HIGHER TAXES STOLE MY TRIP - If your parents' taxes went up, they make more than $250K a year. They lied to you about not being able to afford the trip.

TAGS: higher taxes stole my trip to disney
Rating: 3/5

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JMidasMulligan - September 16, 2009, 6:08 pm
Why should their taxes go up?

The Drive By -

TAGS: break in theft stolen remote control drive by crazy
Rating: 4.93/5

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MissPriss - May 14, 2014, 11:48 pm
Thank you Mr. Gary. Now don't get any ideas!
MissPriss - May 14, 2014, 11:47 pm
Thanks Jesus. Sometimes it really shocks me that you have a sense of humour...but then it passes. Tee hee!
GaryO - May 14, 2014, 10:51 pm
Bam! 5
JesusWept - May 14, 2014, 6:36 pm
HAHA! Very nice! L L L L L

Evidence -

TAGS: thieves police evidence toilets stolen
Rating: 4.88/5

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MissPriss - July 22, 2014, 3:34 am
Thanks sod...another person, besides me that appreciates the fine art a sh*tty pun when he reads 1 ;D
MissPriss - July 22, 2014, 3:31 am
Seriously? At least you guys have an option to sit or stand at the toilet. Me, not so much teehee. Thanks Jesus!
Oldsod - July 19, 2014, 10:29 pm
Pri55y...that has got to be the worst pun I've heard all day. WELL DONE!!!!!!!
JesusWept - July 19, 2014, 8:54 pm
Wow! That must have been a very ****ty day....so to speak. 5 full bladders.




TAGS: who stole the d*** flyswatter ice
Rating: 4.07/5

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Ed-Hyde - September 24, 2010, 9:02 am
I want it, and I want to name it fluffy.
jameswnash - September 23, 2010, 8:38 pm
Looks for David Arquette..


TAGS: bad poetry haiku should have stolen some rolling stones
Rating: 4.06/5

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GreyScorpion - December 14, 2009, 8:48 pm
Poignant. I like it alot. 5 duck and covers


CHARLIE SHEEN - "Stolen" car found crashed over the side of Mulolland Drive, NOT WINNING...

SOMEONE STOLE MY BIKE! - Photoshop is painful

Promises -

TAGS: made broken kept stolen empty
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - October 24, 2014, 6:26 am
I Think Everybody Knows That One .
Thedge - October 23, 2014, 3:57 pm
I learned of it canoeing. On long trips, we would takes turns reading at the fire. Good memories, good brandy helped. Beat Kum Ba Yah... with a stick!
lgvernon - October 23, 2014, 3:37 pm

Love Service's poetry.